Oh Craigslist

Ryan, my co-worker, is looking for a new apartment. He came across this ad on Craiglist today. It's probably a joke, but if it's not, that's pretty fucking hilarious.


$400 Roommate wanted

Reply to: hous-336084408@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-22, 10:25AM PDT


Single white professional, 30, that needs a roommate to share a 1000 square foot town home in Fremont. I smoke outside only, have no pets, and expect the same of the potential roommate. I occasionally bring prostitutes home, and am cool with you doing the same, but I can rent a hotel if this is a problem. I prefer a female roommate because males tend to be less reliable and are more apt to stealing my stash. My last roommate was a girl and she had no problems with me. She left to start a porn business with her boyfriend in Vegas two months ago and I have been stuck paying rent for this entire place by myself since.

I am pretty quiet other than when I work on my Harley's in the basement on the weekends. I am 350 pounds, but am starting to ride my bicycle to work at the Hostess factory so I should lose some weight in the next few months if that bothers you. The $400 is negotiable, it is just what my last roommate paid.